Meet The Unhelpful Mini Project Planner, a slim, A5, 48-page project tracker designed to help you organise all your brilliant, chaotic, half-finished projects.
Whether you’re tackling a craft project, a home renovation, a garden plan, or yet another hobby you absolutely needed to start, this sarcastic planner helps you keep track of the chaos.
The layout is fairly simple, with one project to a double-page spread, you can keep track of all your basic project information at a glance.
Each double-page spread contains:
- Project title
- Start & end dates
- Project goals or description
- Project steps/to-do list
- Notes, next steps and things to improve
- Space to review your work
- A new sarcastic quote to help you smile
- Category tags like “urgent”, “important”, “shed”, “craft”, “business”, “maintenance”, and more, so you can tell what your project is about at a glance.
Perfect for small and medium-sized projects, craft projects, DIY tasks, home renovations, business projects, hobbies, repairs, and all the “quick jobs” that mysteriously take six weeks.
And thanks to its slim size, and saddle-stitch binding, this A5 Mini Project Planner is easy to open and easy to use.
Features:
- Slim design with a total of 48 pages.
- Can track up to 23 different projects.
- A5 size, compact, portable, and genuinely useful
- Saddle-stitched binding, easier opening and note-taking
- 20+ Funny sarcastic quotes
- Highlight category tags to organise your project at a glance
- Flexible design, good for renovators, crafters, makers, hobbyists, serial starters and more
Why You’ll Love It:
This project planner won’t magically help you finish your projects, or suddenly give you more free time, a better memory or a longer attention span, but it might help you keep track of your chaos or at least help you laugh at it.
Perfect as a:
- Craft and hobby planner
- Renovation planner
- DIY project tracker
- Business project organiser
- Funny gift for makers, hobbyists and serial starters
Pick it up today.
Your projects won’t finish themselves, but at least now you’ll remember they exist.
Have a big project you need to plan? Check out our other Unmotivating Project Planner.






