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The Uninspirational Weekly Diary (Coil Bound)

$28.90

Be a star. But remember that stars are actually giant explosions that are happening really far away… 

– The Uninspirational Weekly Diary

Meet the Uninspirational Weekly Diary, your low-motivation life companion, complete with over 50 sarcastic uninspiring quotes to keep you laughing.

Not all of us want to crush goals and manifest dreams. Some of us just want to survive.

Coil Bound edition, now with NEW cover designs.

Need a planner that understands your chaos?

Meet the Uninspirational Weekly Diary, a basic weekly diary with a sarcastic twist.

Now with new cover options and coil binding!

perpetual, undated, A5 planner, this snarky, weekly diary is packed with over 50 sarcastic sayings to help you survive the week.

Whether you’re a lifelong procrastinator, a part-time pessimist, or someone who just really loves stationery with attitude, this funny undated weekly planner will be your new emotional support object.

With a clean, flexible layout and no dated pages, it’s perpetually useful… unlike some people.

 Features:

  • Undated weekly layout: Start any week of any year. You make the rules.
  • Week starts on a Monday: Just fill in the dates.
  • Over 50 sarcastic sayings: One for each week, to help you smile through the chaos.
  • A5 size: Fits neatly in your bag, desk drawer, or in that pile of other unused notebooks.
  • Minimal design: Clean, easy to use layout, so nobody gets confused.
  • Perfect gift – For coworkers, friends, introverts, and cynics with a sense of humour.

Why You’ll Love It:

This isn’t your average productivity planner. It doesn’t expect you to “hustle harder” or “manifest your destiny.” It’s basic, just like you. But with a funny sarcastic twist.

The Uninspirational Weekly Diary is here to help you laugh at your mundane existence, and the harsh truths of reality, so can survive another year.

You’re welcome.

Perfect as a:

  • Funny gift for people who hate clichés
  • Sarcastic desk accessory
  • Stationery gift for lovers of dry humour
  • Your go-to weekly planner.

Add to cart. It’s cheaper than therapy. Not to mention funnier.

Not quite right? Check out our other Uninspirational products.

Cover Design

Light – Skull, Dark – Skull, Light – Flower, Dark – Flower

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