Need some Monday motivation? Need some funny inspiration? Looking for some pretty posters to stick on a wall? These funny sayings will not only inspire you and make you laugh, they’re also nice to look at!
I made each of these into pretty wallpapers for you as well. Use them as funny wallpapers for your screen, or print them off and stick them on your fridge! Whatever gets you giggling. Check our these funny inspiration quotes below! (I don’t use this many excalmation marks in real life I swear.)
1
Before you trust people, or believe they are competent, just remember, you’re people too…
2
Shortcuts are lies.
3
Don’t eat glitter, no matter how much it sparkles…
4
Shine bright like you’re on fire…
5
Life: No one survives anyway…
6
Nightmares are dreams too…
7
Don’t waste your time chasing rainbows, rainbows are an illusion… it’s true, ask science.
8
There is no maybe, there is only no.
9
I find your lack of creativity disturbing…
10
Be a star. But remember that stars are actually giant explosions that are happening really far away…
11
Smile while you still have teeth.
12
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough…
13
The prettiest flowers get picked first… and then they die.
14
One day your life will be a grand story… assuming people are still reading tragedies.
15
Happiness depends on how much sleep you’ve had.
16
You are an idiot.
17
When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.
18
Do not feed the monkeys, do not look the monkeys in the eye.
19
Don’t rush… your life isn’t going anywhere.
Which one of these is your favourite?
Number 11 and number 16 always make me laugh, but there are so many to choose from!
If you like these sayings, you can check out more like these in our Uninspirational Notebook, and Uninspirational Diary from our shop page! That’s where most of these came from.
Share this post with friends or other people you may or may not like, if you think they too could do with a little funny inspirational sarcasm.
I’m also collecting feedback about my website, the designs and whatever else, so if you have thoughs or comments as you read this let me know in the comments below, or with the contact page.
Cheers!
Sarah.
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