Do you have a dream you’re trying to achieve? A project you’re trying to finish? Trying to change your life and slay your goals? Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but all those positive motivational sayings have been lying to you. You can’t do it. No one cares. And you really shouldn’t waste your time trying.
Not convinced? Alright. Here’s 21 Unmotivating sayings to kick you while you’re down.
1
It’s never too late to quit.
2
It feels like you’re going in circles because you are…
3
Boldly going nowhere…
4
The impossible is impossible because it is impossible.
5
It is what it is and it isn’t very good…
6
Will it be easy? No. But will it be worth it? Probably not.
7
The road to success is full of potholes.
8
All your failures have one thing in common. You.
9
Take a good look at where you are. You’re going to be there for a while.
10
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it has just begun.
11
There is always time to make another mistake…
12
You don’t have what it takes. You have nothing.
13
There is always someone on the internet who can do it better than you…
14
You know who’s got your back? That’s right, no one.
15
Make yourself proud. No one else cares.
16
You can only go as far as the next insurmountable obstacle.
17
You don’t get prizes for trying.
18
Will it be easy? No. But will it be worth it? Probably not.
19
You can’t do it. So stop trying…
20
No one cares.
21
Another glorious failure.
Well, that’s that. If you haven’t quit yet, I don’t know what to do with you.
These sarcastic motivational sayings are from one of my products, The Unmotivating Project Planner. And there’s a lot more where that came from. So if you’ve persistent and really want to keep that project going, check it out!
Not working on a project? That’s fine. Maybe one of our other hilarious sarcastic products are more up your alley.
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