Sometimes in life there are times when even the low bar feels too high to jump over.
So if you’re barely holding it together and need a laugh, you’re in the right place.
These 17 funny and unenthusiastic sayings are perfect for anyone who feels like they are struggling through life right now. Taken straight from The Unenthusiastic Weekly Planner, these sarcastic one-liners poke fun at life, yourself, or whoever else is making your life difficult.
Take a break from life and lift your spirits with some unenthusiastic, occasinally uncomfortable yet strangely relatable humor.
1
All’s well that’s not your problem.
2
Don’t worry about your failures…. One day you will be dead, and nobody will remember you.
3
Third time’s not the charm. There is no charm. Try harder.
4
Sleep is necessary, intelligence is optional.
5
Who ruined all your hard work? That’s right, you did.
6
You have two options, go back to bed, or do it anyway.
7
Sometimes, the best way to help someone is to go away.
8
The future belongs to those who don’t waste time reading motivational quotes.
9
Smile, like you mean it.
10
If you can’t be nice, at least be vague.
11
*Ominous background music*
12
It’s never too late to go back to bed.
13
The best time to change your life, was probably several years ago.
14
That’s a nice hole you’ve fallen into. You must have worked on it for ages.
15
Today’s a good day to fail spectacularly.
16
In the beginning all things are hard… Some of them like to stay that way.
17
Sleep now, think later.
If you liked these sayings and want more, there’s lot more in our Unenthusiastic Weekly Planner, the weekly habit planner tries as hard as you do… Most of the time.
Thank you for reading!
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